Let me tell you a story

On Tuesday evening, I went to the cinema with some friends. I hadn't been to the cinema since Avatar in February so I was partying like  at the prospect.

Can you guess what film we were going to watch? Yep the one with the 

No, WAIT! There are no Inception spoilers in this post. You fools that have not yet watched Inception, you are safe, you may rejoice

So we were sitting in the screening, waiting for Inception to begin, watching the trailers. They were all Action film trailers, so I was like
 

Then a new trailer began, starting with a shot of the countryside, and I was still like


However I soon realised that this trailer was for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows so I was like


Anyway. So Inception began, and we saw LeoDiCap, but we were upset

over the fact that he had lost his youthful good looks.

The film really confused us in the beginning like 

But we slowly began to follow what Nolan was telling us. And - thankfully - some hotties like 

and 

came onto the screen, so we were basically permanently perving at the screen

Oh sorry, let's get back to reviewing Inception. Well there was acting that made me Jear- oh sorry I mean tear up

There were some badass scenes with badass fighting

and a plot, sub-plots, and concept that really deserved some

There were moments when I had massive dawning realisations

and thought I'd gotten the hang of the film..

but then the film was like 

'You ain't got nothin sista'....

There were a couple of predictable parts so I was like 

and the ending of the film left me like

but overall, 'Inception' made me think 

so I say 'Good job Nolan'

But what I'd really like to do is

hug Nolan to thank him for entertaining me and giving me things to scratch my brain about and blessing us with such a great, emotional, deep, clever film.

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